Jason: Oh, crap, I think I’m going to jail.
Trini: Billy, you’re too high.
Zack: I want a white girl.
Kimberly: Jason, it’s 2017, let’s make out
Billy: Affirmative George Michael, I do want your sex.
Tommy: Jason, I’m sorry for hating on you. I can’t beat you. Rita, heeelp!